Water, Water Everywhere And Not A Drop To Drink

This is what happens when you don’t eat dinner before a Friday night at BK Brewery. Photo: Ms. Megan Whitney Moore

In my five legal (and absolutely zero illegal) years of beer swilling, I’ve had quite a few American-made concoctions. I feel it would be painful to retroactively track down each and every one of them, so I’m just going to start anew and add as I imbibe/recall. As usual, they’re in vaguely alphabetical order and the newest additions will be in bold. Enjoy…

1. 16 Mile Brewing Company Harvest Ale
2. 16 Mile Brewing Company Inlet India Pale Ale
3. 21st Amendment Brewery Hell or High Watermelon*
4. Abita Amber
5. Abita Purple Haze
6. Allagash Black
7. Allagash White
8. 

   Allagash Brewery. Portland, Maine.

   Allagash Saison

9. Allagash Dubbel
10. Allagash Tripel*
11. Allagash Golden Brett
12. Allagash Session Brett Ale
13. Allagash Curieux
14. Allagash Confluence
15. Allagash Coolship Cerise (2014)
16. Allagash Victor
17. Anchor Brewing Co. Steam Ale
18. Anchor Brewing Co. Liberty Ale
19. Anchor Brewing Co. Summer Beer
20. Anchor Brewing Co. Our Special Ale (Merry Christmas 2012)
21. Atlantic Brewing Company Bar Harbor Real Ale
22. Atlantic Brewing Company Bar Harbor Blueberry Ale*
23. Atlantic Brewing Company New Guy IPA
24. Atlantic Brewing Company Coal Porter
25. Ballast Point Big Eye IPA
26. Bar Harbor Brewing Company Thunder Hole Ale
27. Baxter Brewing Co. Amber Road Amber Ale*
28. Baxter Brewing Co. Phantom Punch Winter Stout*
29. Baxter Brewing Co. Stowaway IPA
30. Baxter Brewing Co. On The Count of 3 Imperial Hefeweizen (Anniversary Ale)
31. Baxter Brewing Co. Tarnation California-Style
32. Baxter Brewing Co. Pamola Xtra Pale Ale
33. Baxter Brewing Co. Summer Swelter Ale
34. Baxter Brewing Co. The Daughters of Poseidon Black IPA
35. Baxter Brewing Co. Maple Pecan Porter
36. Baxter Brewing Co. Trail Mix Ale
37. Baxter Brewing Co. Lime XPA
38. Baxter Brewing Co. Orange Blossom Honey Pale Ale
39. Bear Republic Brewing Co. Racer 5 IPA
40. Bissell Brothers Brewing Company The Substance Ale*
41. Bissell Brothers Brewing Company Baby Genius
42. Blue Moon Belgian White
43. Blue Moon Summer Honey Wheat
44. Blue Moon Harvest Pumpkin Ale
45. Blue Point Toasted Lager
46. Blue Point Blueberry Ale
47. Blue Point Summer Ale
48. Blue Point Oktoberfest
49. Blue Point Pumpkin Ale
50. Blue Point Oatmeal Stout
51. Blue Point Winter Ale
52. Boston Beer Company Tenacious Traveler Shandy
53. Breckenridge After Rakin’ Autumn Ale
54. Brooklyn Lager
55. Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout
56. Brooklyn Brown Ale
57. Brooklyn Centerfold
58. Brooklyn East India Pale Ale
59. Brooklyn Blast!
60. Brooklyn Winter Ale
61. Brooklyn Summer Ale
62. Brooklyn Oktoberfest
63. Brooklyn/Post Road Pumpkin Ale*
64. Brooklyn Radius
65. Brooklyn Gold Standard
66. Brooklyn Monster
67. Budweiser
68. Budweiser American Ale
69. Bud Light
70. Carton B.D.G.
71. Cisco Brewers Winter Shredder
72. Cisco Brewers Indie Pale Ale
73. Cisco Brewers Grey Lady*
74. Coors Original
75. Coors Light
76. Dogfish Head Raison D’Etre
77. Dogfish Head Shelter Pale Ale
78. Dogfish Head Festina Peche
79. Dogfish Head Pumpkin Ale
80. Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA
81. Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA
82. DuClaw Brewing Co. Sweet Baby Jesus! Chocolate Peanut Butter Porter*
83. Dundee India Pale Ale
84. Earth Eagle Brewings William Wallace Scottish Gruit
85. Earth Eagle Brewings New England Gangsta’
86. Fat Tire Amber Ale
87. Fat Tire Somersault
88. Flying Fish Belgian Abbey Dubbel
89. Flying Fish Exit 4
90. Fort Collins Brewery Major Tom’s Pomegranate Wheat Ale
91. Foundation Brewing Company Blaze Farmhouse IPA
92. Founders Brewing Co. All Day IPA
93. Founders Brewing Co. Porter
94. Founders Brewing Co. Breakfast Stout
95. Geary’s Pale Ale
96. Geary’s Autumn Ale
97. Geary’s Hampshire Special Ale (HSA)
98. Geary’s Winter Ale
99. Geary’s Hudson Red Ale
100. Geary’s Wee Heavy Scottish Ale
101. Geary’s / Mac’s Red Ale
102. Geary’s Summer Ale
103. Gneiss Brewing Co. Gneiss Weiss
104. Goose Island Honker’s Ale
105. Goose Island India Pale Ale
106. Goose Island Bourbon County Stout
107. Green Lakes Organic [Amber] Ale
108. Gritty’s Best Bitter
109. Gritty’s Halloween Ale
110. Gritty’s Mt. Abram [Red] Ale
111. Gritty’s Scottish Ale
112. Gritty’s Red Claws Ale
113. Gritty’s Vacationland Summer Ale
114. Harpoon Ale
115. Harpoon IPA
116. Harpoon UFO Hefeweizen
117. Harpoon Summer Beer
118. Harpoon Octoberfest
119. Harpoon Chocolate Stout
120. Harpoon The Long Thaw White IPA
121. Harvest Moon Full Moon Pale Ale
122. Harvest Moon Jimmy D’s Firehouse Red
123. Harvest Moon Dark Side of the Moon Black IPA
124. Heartland Red Rooster Ale
125. Heartland Smiling Pumpkin Ale
126. Josh’s Maple Brown Sugar Cranberry Xmas Ale
127. Josh’s Vanilla Porter
128. Kane Brewing Co. Cloud Cover
129. Keegan Mothers Milk Stout
130. Keegan IPA
131. Keystone Light
132. Kona Brewing Co. Longboard Island Lager
133. Kona Brewing Co. Koko Brown Nut Brown Ale
134. Kona Brewing Co. Pipeline Porter
135. Lagunitas Brewing Company A Little Sumpin’ Sumpin’ Ale
136. Left Hand Milk Stout*
137. Leinenkugel’s Honey Weiss
138. Leinenkugel’s Summer Shandy
139. Leinenkugel’s Berry Weiss
140. Leinenkugel’s Oktoberfest
141. Leinenkugel’s Creamy Dark
142. Leinenkugel’s Snowdrift Vanilla Porter
143. Lively Brewing Company HESTER
144. Long Trail Brewing Co. Long Trail Ale
145. Long Trail Brewing Co. Double Bag
146. Long Trail Brewing Co. Pumpkin Ale
147. Long Trail Brewing Co. Summer Ale
     
148. Magic Hat #9
149. Magic Hat Circus Boy
150. Magic Hat Single Chair
151. Magic Hat Vinyl
152. Magic Hat Elder Betty*
153. Magic Hat Hex
154. Magic Hat Howl
155. Magic Hat Fat Angel
156. Magic Hat Hocus Pocus
157. Magic Hat Heart of Darkness
158. Maine Beer Company Peeper
159. Marshall Wharf Brewing Co. Sea Belt
160. Matterhorn Ski Bar Beer
161. Miller Genuine Draft
162. Miller Lite
163. Miller High Life
164. Miller Chill
165. Nectar Ales Red Nectar
166. Brewery Ommegang Hennepin Farmhouse Saison*
167. Brewery Ommegang Chocolate Indulgence
168. Brewery Ommegang Biere D’Hougoumont
169. Oskar Blues Brewery Mama’s Little Yella Pils (Thanks, Lee!)
170. Oskar Blues Brewery Dales Pale Ale
171. Otter Creek Alpine Black IPA
172. Oxbow Brewing Company Farmhouse Pale Ale
173. Pabst Blue Ribbon
174. Peak Organic Winter Session Ale
175. Peak Organic IPA
176. Peak Organic Nut Brown Ale
177. Peak Organic Pale Ale
178. Redhook Game Changer Ale
179. Rising Tide Brewing Company Ishmael American Copper Ale*
180. Rising Tide Brewing Company Maine Island Trail Ale
181. Rising Tide Brewing Company Zephyr
182. River Horse Summer Blonde
183. River Horse Hipp-O-Lantern Imperial Pumpkin Ale
184. Rock Harbor Brewery Storm Surge IPA
185. Rock Harbor Brewery Breakwater Wheat
186. Rock Harbor Brewery Spring Run Off
187. Rock Harbor Brewery Twin Screw
188. Rock Harbor Brewery Copper House Ale
189. Rock Harbor Brewery Spruce Head Stout
190. Rocky Coast Brewing Nolden-Weiss Krystal Weiss Bier
191. Rogue Dead Guy Ale
192. Rogue Chocolate Stout
193. The Run of the Mill Alewife Ale
194. The Run of the Mill Bug Lager*
195. The Run of the Mill I Do Brew
196. The Run of the Mill Summer Bitter Summer Not
197. Samuel Adams Boston Lager
198. Samuel Adams Light
199. Samuel Adams Cranberry Lambic
200. Samuel Adams Harvest Pumpkin Ale
201. Samuel Adams Octoberfest
202. Samuel Adams Holiday Porter
203. Samuel Adams Old Fezziwig Ale
204. Samuel Adams Summer Ale
205. Samuel Adams White Ale
206. Samuel Adams Winter Lager
207. Samuel Adams Blackberry Witbier
208. Samuel Adams Boston Ale
209. Samuel Adams Cherry Wheat
210. Samuel Adams Coastal Wheat
211. Samuel Adams Irish Red
212. Samuel Adams Noble Pils
213. Samuel Adams Pale Ale
214. Santa Fe Brewing Co. Nut Brown Ale
215. Santa Fe Brewing Co. State Pen Porter
216. Saranac Big Moose Ale
217. Olde Saratoga Brewing Co. I.P.A.
218. Sea Dog Blue Paw
219. Sebago Brewing Co. Bonfire Rye
220. Sebago Brewing Co. Bump Black Ale*
221. Sebago Brewing Co. Saddleback Ale
222. Sebago Brewing Co. Frye’s Leap IPA
223. Sebago Brewing Co. Lake Trout Stout
224. Sebago Brewing Co. Runabout Red
225. Sebago Brewing Co. Simmer Down Summer Session Ale
226. Sebago Brewing Co. Hop Swap (2014)
227. The Shed Brewery Mountain Ale
228. Shiner Bock
229. Shiner Blonde
230. Shiner Holiday Cheer
231. Shiner RUBY Redbird
232. Shipyard Export Ale
233. Shipyard Black IPA
234. Shipyard Old Thumper
235. Shipyard IPA
236. Shipyard Fuggles IPA
237. Shipyard Summer Ale
238. Shipyard Pumpkinhead Ale
239. Shipyard Pugsley’s Signature Series Smashed Pumpkin
240. Shipyard Pugsley’s Signature Series Mint Chocolate Stout
241. Shipyard Prelude Special Ale
242. Shipyard Bourbon Barrel Aged Prelude Special Ale
243. Shipyard Brewer’s Brown Ale
244. Shipyard Blue Fin Stout
245. Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
246. Sierra Nevada Summerfest
247. Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale
248. Sierra Nevada Northern Hemisphere Harvest
249. Sierra Nevada Southern Hemisphere Harvest
250. Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA
251. Sixpoint The Crisp
252. Sixpoint Sweet Action
253. Sixpoint Resin
254. Southern Pacific Porter
255. Sprecher Dunkel Weizen
256. Sunday River Brewing Co. Alpine Porter
257. Sunday River Brewing Co. Blonde
258. Sunday River Brewing Co. Alt
259. Sunday River Brewing Co. 420 IPA
260. Sunday River Brewing Co. HopKronik Tonic Double IPA
261. Sunday River Brewing Co. Black Bear Porter
262. Sunday River Brewing Co. Jamaican Stout
263. Sunday River Brewing Co. Redstone Red Ale
264. Sunday River Brewing Co. Maibock
265. Sunday River Brewing Co. Czech Pilsner
266. Sunday River Brewing Co. Mollyockett’s Revenge Double IPA
267. Sunday River Brewing Co. Rapid River Wheat
268. Switchback Brewing Co. Switchback Ale
269. Tommyknocker Brewery Imperial Nut Brown Ale
270. Triumph Amber Ale
271. Triumph German Pilsner
272. Tröegs HopBack Amber Ale
273. Trout River Brewing Company Rainbow Red Ale*
274. Tuckerman Brewing Co. Headwall Alt
275. Uinta Brewing Organic Baba Black Lager
276. Victory Lager
277. Victory HopDevil
278. Victory Prima Pils
279. Victory Summer Love
280. Wachusett Blueberry Ale
281. Weez Ale*
282. Woodchuck Winter Cider
283. Woodstock Inn Brewery Pig’s Ear Brown Ale*
284. Woodstock Inn Brewery 4,000 Footer IPA
285. Woodstock Inn Brewery Summer Brew
286. Yards Brewing Co. Brawler
287. Yuengling Traditional Lager
288. Yuengling Light Lager
289. Yuengling Oktoberfest

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