In Other People’s Words:
Disclaimer: I don’t believe in New Year’s resolutions.
Resolutions for the…
Predictable: Surf more. Stop procrastinating. Get organized. Keep in touch. Exercise. More.
Bi-polar: Escape comfort zone. Be less reckless.
Uninitiated: Take more drugs. Have more sex.
Veteran: Use condoms. More.
Ironic: Plan less. Go with “the flow.”
Realist: Eat better. Sleep more. Surf five new spots.
Ambitious: Quit smoking. Surf a new country.
Overachiever: Get hitched. Surf a new continent.
Liar: Drink less.
By The Numbers:
17: Planes ridden in.
7: Ocean crossings.
8: Continental shifts.
19: New spots surfed.
151: Days spent outside of the U.S.
Countless: Friends made and lost.
2: Times felt fireworks.
1: Life-affirming books.
56+: New beers.
2: Attempts to swim in the ocean at inappropriate hours.
1: Broken fingers.