Bali is a torrid, lethargic isle rife with mosquitoes, mad drivers, and doublespeak. (I may feel differently tomorrow, when I am no longer staying in a room so ill-equipped for paying patrons that it’s actually FREE.)
Silver linings:
1. I am watching a gecko-cockroach showdown from the confines of my mossy net.
2. I always wanted to sleep in a bed with a canopy.
3. Previously mentioned free accommodation. (If only for one night.)
3.a. It’s only for one night.
Oh, also, I did have a really good dinner for $3. Even if it was cut short by vicious insects gnawing on every inch of me. Now, I just hope none of my possessions go missing in the night. And please, please get me to the beach tomorrow.